finally.

911 what’s your emergency

[4/16/13 10:48:54 PM] Samwell Narly: what

[4/16/13 10:49:08 PM] Samwell Narly: NO

[4/16/13 10:49:11 PM] Samwell Narly: IALLA MY OREOS

[4/16/13 10:49:14 PM] Samwell Narly: I ACIC

[4/16/13 10:49:17 PM] Samwell Narly: I ACCIDETNALLY

[4/16/13 10:49:19 PM] Samwell Narly: I

[4/16/13 10:49:21 PM] Samwell Narly: DORPPED

[4/16/13 10:49:22 PM] Samwell Narly: DROPPED

[4/16/13 10:49:24 PM] Samwell Narly: ALL MY OREOS

[4/16/13 10:49:27 PM] Samwell Narly: THE PACKAGE

[4/16/13 10:49:30 PM] Samwell Narly: ANDT THEY ALL

[4/16/13 10:49:32 PM] Samwell Narly: FELLE oUT

[4/16/13 10:49:33 PM] Samwell Narly: NOTOWOWOWWOOOOO

[4/16/13 10:49:35 PM] Samwell Narly: OREOSPOESLSDKFJ

[4/16/13 10:49:37 PM] Samwell Narly: SHOLD ON

[4/16/13 10:49:40 PM] Samwell Narly: HODL ON I HAVE TO

[4/16/13 10:49:42 PM] Samwell Narly: PUT TEHM BACK IN

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brashblacknonbeliever:

Thank you Joe Biden for pointing out that you can be pro-life personally but pro-choice politically. The country needed to hear that.

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a life without pasta is a life i wouldn’t want to live

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1. The meaning behind my URL: Read Unwind.

2. Weakness: The hours between five AM and eleven AM.

3. Why I love my best friend: We do the dumbest crap together and it’s always the most epic adventure of my life.

4. Last time I cried and why: When I was talking to my mom about a book >__>

5. Piercings I have: Two in each ear.

6. Favorite Band: The Beatles.

7. Biggest turn off(s): Close-mindedness.

8. Tattoos I want: A four-leafed clover under my left ear.

9. Biggest turn on(s): Not being a douchebag.

10. Age: Nineteen.

11. Ideas of a perfect date: Not ice-skating .__.

12. Life goal(s): Riding the world’s tallest/fastest roller coaster. Other things like getting married and stuff.

13. Piercings I want: I’m good with the ones I have.

14. Relationship status: Single.

15. Favorite movie: Airplane! and Princess Mononoke.

16. A fact about my life: I’m still giddy whenever someone walks into the bookstore and asks if I work there and I can tell them yes and help them find their stuff asldkfjsdlf

17. Phobia: Growing old, being buried alive, clowns, idk.

18. Middle name: Jane.